The whole group drinks, the driver stays sober, and the bike goes back to where you left the cars.
The single most useful thing about it: there is no designated driver argument, because the designated driver is on our payroll.
Sixteen people, two hours, three bars, and a stereo that takes whoever's phone has the best playlist. Bring a cooler so you're not buying every round at bar prices — cans and plastic only, and absolutely no glass. Not sure how much to buy? Run the numbers here.
Most bachelor parties want one of the two late slots, and they are genuinely different rides.
The 8:00 puts you into Midtown as it fills up. The 10:30 runs through the back half of the night, and it is the only slot that works for Daisy Dukes, which does not open until 10pm.
Either way the tour is two hours from its scheduled start. If the group turns up half an hour late, it still ends when it was always going to end.
Booking inside 24 hours? Call (832) 241-2233 before you book online so we can make sure a driver is free.
Sixteen people walking in at once is a lot for a small room. These three from the Midtown list absorb it without much planning.
Sports bar with the big patio — misting fans, shade, TVs, swings and a dog-friendly backyard.
Over 100 taps of beer and wine in a covered indoor–outdoor space with swings and a terrace.
Exactly what the name says. The menu runs past 120 shots.
Whoever books carries the group. It almost never matters, but it is the rule and it is worth knowing before you hand the booking to the least reliable groomsman.
We can end a tour without a refund for dangerous behaviour, property damage, anything illegal, or refusing the driver's instructions. In practice this comes up about never.
The other one is less dramatic and more likely to bite: bring water. Two hours of pedaling in Houston heat with a cooler full of beer and nothing else goes badly, reliably, every summer.
The 8:00 and 10:30 weekend slots are the ones to ask about first.
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